laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

(via kibitalia)

march-you-fucking-pigs:

sing-me-to-sleep-tonight:

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR

PISSING

(Source: holytoledobatman, via aturtlewithafabumustache)

If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?

10-roses:

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

(via buckypls)

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

(via candyscentedmarker)

spookygrimm:

draconiancomplexity:

ofmooseandnightingales:

sassygaybramstoker:

imagine your otp fighting   t h e   d a r k   l o r d   s a t a n

I don’t have to imagine

#WHAT IF MY OTP INCLUDES THE DARK LORD SATAN

(Source: animeantagonistmun, via klaine-is-4ever)

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring

(via boycrazy-lol)

freddybenson:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

(via aturtlewithafabumustache)